Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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