I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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