She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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