I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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