your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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