we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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