Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She tied me up with her honor cords...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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