He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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