I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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