Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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