My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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