grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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