Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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