the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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