If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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