And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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