Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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