"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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