okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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