when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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