All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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