maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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its like you know when i get waxed
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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