i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I forget how to act sober
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