Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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