You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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