Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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