There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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