glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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