apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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