But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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