I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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