It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
He better not be in your backpack
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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