He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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