I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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