I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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