The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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