i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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