yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Found your dick twin last night
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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