hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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