But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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