she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize