I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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