so explain again why im purple
no
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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