She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize