the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
