Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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