I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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