Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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