It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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