wake up i wanna do it froggy style
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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