i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
everyone is single if you try hard enough
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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