question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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