i need an iv and a liver transplant
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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