How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
ok first of all what the fuck
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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