he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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